Each card depicts either a left or right boob, and it's your job to match the pairs. When you get a pair, shout 'booby match!' If you're right, you get all the cards in play – if you're wrong, you lose three cards or the equivalent of a woman and a half but beware of the joker in the pack, or you could be left feeling a right tit.

The Booby Match set also includes two alternative games. In Fishing for points, you get to test your memory when it comes to the mammary can you remember where the left is in relation to the right? Or there's Twin set and match', a variation on Rummy, but with baps rather than clubs and hearts. Oh, and you can use them as conventional cards too. Not that you'd want to.

Contents:

52 king sized cards (can also be used for playing regular card games)

3 games in one